How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Penis

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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