A black man walks out of a police station

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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