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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Women's Soccer.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A black man walks out of a police station

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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