- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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