What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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