- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

I went to work today....

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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