- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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