A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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