- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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