- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Adam Chebali is awesome

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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