- Anti Joke

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Wenis Penis

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil