- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Haha, I get it..

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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