What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Communism hehe xd

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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No

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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12 niqqa 12.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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