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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What is funnier than 24 69

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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