Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

pobody's nerfect

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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