a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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