- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Go away still nothing to see

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Ready for something funny? nothing

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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