- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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