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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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