"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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