whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Anti Joke

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