- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A Chinese man fails a math test

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

1+1=2

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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