- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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