- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

No soap radio

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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