- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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