- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

a blind man walks into a wall

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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