- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

the game

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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