How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

The duck didn't cross the road.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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