Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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