Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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