Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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how do you win a game try your best

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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