- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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