- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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