A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What comes after 69? 70

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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