- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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