Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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