- Anti Joke

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi