Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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