What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

kieran is a homosexual

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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