What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Golf.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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