- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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