- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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