Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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