- Anti Joke

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

If you were a cactus, why?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.