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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Golf.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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