- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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