- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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