Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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