Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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