- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

My three children are three big mistakes.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

You idiot.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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