Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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