It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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