- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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