- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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