- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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