- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

hey hey apple

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A house comes around the corner.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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