- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

Women's rights

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??