- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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