What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Communism hehe xd

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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