What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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i like turtles

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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