- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Dead girls can't say no.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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