- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

your face

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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