Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

salad days!

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