What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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