- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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