When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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