- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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