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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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