- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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