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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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