Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Women's rights

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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