- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.