- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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