- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Women's rights

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why? Why not?

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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