- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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