- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

I asked her where you were.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

who do we all like george goodburn

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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