- Anti Joke

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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