- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

salad days!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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