What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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