- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A drunk guy walks into a car

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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