a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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this website is a bad joke

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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