My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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