- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

George W. Bush

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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