- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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