Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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The cream, it is coming

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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