You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Male leadership.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Mahmy

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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