- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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