What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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