What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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