- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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