- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

PENIS that is all

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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