- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Dumbledore dies.

A house comes around the corner.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

hey hey apple

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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