Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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