why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Anti Joke

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