- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's one plus one? two.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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