A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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