- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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