You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Emily Walker.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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men's rights activists

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Yellow People !!

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What comes after 69? 70

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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