Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

knock knock who's there ?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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