- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

12 niqqa 12.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why am I writing this...im bored

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

p lkl

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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