- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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