Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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