What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Balls

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Weaner

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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