what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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