- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Women's rights.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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