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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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