Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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