How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

noah is a scrub jungle

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

the WNBA.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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