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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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