- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

im telling maguire

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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