- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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