Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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your no better than a cockroach

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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