- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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