there once was a chicken it was yellow

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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