- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Justin Bieber

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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