A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Take part of what?

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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