- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

copy me and i will kill you

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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