- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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