- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Jovan

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

a black man pays his child support

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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