- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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