- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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