- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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