- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why does the man appear fat he is

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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