- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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