what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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