Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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