DEATH.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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i committed murder

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hi jonny

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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