Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

If you're happy and you know it get a life

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...