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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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