- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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