What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

whats brown and sticky a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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