- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??