- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

DEATH.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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