why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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can you touch your toes? no

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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