- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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