is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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